Russia: Bank offers ‘free cat with every mortgage’
BBC News Monitoring: Russia’s largest bank is apparently loaning cats to clients who buy one of their mortgage products - as a sign of good luck.
*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*
But knowing daddy bought them is good enough for me.
first day of school more like “are there any hot people in my classes”
more like “are there any hot people who watch anime in my classes”
boy: haha, you’re really cute for a black girl ;)
me: thanks! you’re alright for a white boy ;D
boy: … that’s kind of a weird thing to say, but okay lol
That was literally my face before even seeing the gif.
opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains
I make a lot of embarrassing noises when startled but this tops them all
:\ and that includes the time someone thought there was a bird in the building ugh ugh